1
00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,266
[upbeat techno music plays]
2
00:00:17,466 --> 00:00:20,033
[high tone chimes]
3
00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:22,600
[low electronic humming]
4
00:00:29,833 --> 00:00:32,600
[rapid soft electronic tones warbling]
5
00:00:32,666 --> 00:00:35,366
[mysterious music plays]
6
00:00:36,966 --> 00:00:40,000
[camera shutter clicking]
7
00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,966
[low tones chiming]
8
00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:49,733
[rapid soft electronic tones warbling]
9
00:00:52,566 --> 00:00:56,933
[camera shutter clicking]
10
00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,900
[discordant tones chirping]
11
00:01:15,766 --> 00:01:19,433
[frantic discordant notes chiming]
12
00:01:29,533 --> 00:01:32,366
[mellow tone chimes]
13
00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:45,200
[mellow tones chiming]
14
00:01:50,866 --> 00:01:53,966
[electronic thudding]
15
00:02:01,366 --> 00:02:03,266
[electronic feedback crackles]
16
00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:06,066
[discordant tones chiming]
17
00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,033
[music fades]
18
00:02:25,366 --> 00:02:28,000
[low tones chiming weakly]
19
00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,033
[high-pitched ding]
20
00:02:49,466 --> 00:02:51,466
[Queenie] Another chess piece, huh?
21
00:02:51,533 --> 00:02:52,933
How are you holding up?
22
00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:55,400
[Kinger sighs] I just don't know
what's happening.
23
00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,166
We never made anything like this.
24
00:02:58,733 --> 00:03:00,333
[both] I just hope that…
25
00:03:01,666 --> 00:03:02,633
[Kinger] Wait…
26
00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,466
[Queenie] A-Are you…
27
00:03:04,533 --> 00:03:05,600
[Kinger] It's…
28
00:03:06,533 --> 00:03:07,433
you.
29
00:03:08,266 --> 00:03:09,466
Oh my God.
30
00:03:09,533 --> 00:03:11,000
[gentle music playing]
31
00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,100
[Kinger sniffles] I-I…
32
00:03:13,766 --> 00:03:16,400
I wish I could remember your name.
33
00:03:16,466 --> 00:03:18,100
[Queenie] Yeah. Same.
34
00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:19,600
[Kinger] I'm…
35
00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:23,066
I'm so sorry I roped you
into this with me.
36
00:03:23,133 --> 00:03:24,166
[Queenie laughs weakly]
37
00:03:24,233 --> 00:03:27,400
It's quite strange, isn't it?
38
00:03:27,466 --> 00:03:30,266
[Kinger, chuckles, sighs] Listen…
39
00:03:31,066 --> 00:03:33,866
- no matter what happens, I'll always--
- [music ends]
40
00:03:35,433 --> 00:03:37,500
[distorted growling]
41
00:03:37,566 --> 00:03:40,766
[Caine] And into the cellar you go!
42
00:03:41,866 --> 00:03:43,133
[shwing]
43
00:03:43,966 --> 00:03:46,833
Golly, uh, we're running
out of humans here.
44
00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:47,800
[laughs nervously]
45
00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,900
Now, don't you go abstracting on me, too!
46
00:03:50,966 --> 00:03:51,866
[laughs nervously]
47
00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,066
Uh, seriously.
48
00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:09,166
[mournful jazzy music plays]
49
00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,933
- [shwing]
- [stammers]
50
00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,500
Uh, wh--
51
00:04:36,133 --> 00:04:37,000
What--
52
00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,800
Hello? Uh, guys?
53
00:04:39,866 --> 00:04:41,500
[stammering] I, uh-- I--
54
00:04:41,566 --> 00:04:43,300
I can't figure out how to-- [sighs]
55
00:04:43,933 --> 00:04:45,566
Guys? Hello?
56
00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,000
Can you help me out here?
57
00:04:47,666 --> 00:04:48,700
Wh--
58
00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:51,966
What's-- What's happening?
59
00:04:52,033 --> 00:04:53,833
Uh, can anybody hear me?
60
00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:55,833
[Kinger] I can hear you.
61
00:04:56,366 --> 00:04:57,533
Are you okay?
62
00:04:58,233 --> 00:05:01,000
U-Uh, wh-- who are you?
63
00:05:01,066 --> 00:05:03,066
How do I take this off?
64
00:05:03,966 --> 00:05:05,066
[Kinger] I'm…
65
00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:07,333
I--
66
00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,266
Wow-wow-wow-wow!
67
00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:10,166
A new one?!
68
00:05:10,233 --> 00:05:11,566
- So it is possible!
- Uh--
69
00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:13,900
Looks like you got
a new buddy after all, Kinger!
70
00:05:13,966 --> 00:05:15,333
- [stammering]
- [Kinger] "Kinger."
71
00:05:15,933 --> 00:05:17,966
- [Kinger] Right.
- [Ragatha] I-- Wh--
72
00:05:18,033 --> 00:05:19,266
Is this really--
73
00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:21,233
[Caine] I was hoping
new minds could show up!
74
00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:24,866
I have to make some more preparations
for this amazing breakthrough!
75
00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:27,400
[stammering] Wh-- I--
76
00:05:27,466 --> 00:05:28,500
[yelps]
77
00:05:28,566 --> 00:05:30,833
[panting]
78
00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:32,833
H-How do I get out of this?
79
00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,066
I don't know.
80
00:05:35,133 --> 00:05:36,700
Wh-- What do you mean?
81
00:05:36,766 --> 00:05:39,533
But everything's gonna be okay.
82
00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:42,866
Do you… remember your name?
83
00:05:42,933 --> 00:05:45,033
I'm… I…
84
00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:46,700
I'm…
85
00:05:48,633 --> 00:05:50,166
[Pomni] Ragatha?
86
00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:52,100
Huh?
87
00:05:52,866 --> 00:05:54,300
You doing okay?
88
00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:56,233
[laughs weakly]
89
00:05:56,966 --> 00:05:58,966
That's a good question.
90
00:06:04,866 --> 00:06:06,133
[inhales deeply]
91
00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,766
Welp, really hate to say it,
guys, but I told--
92
00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:09,733
Don't you even!
93
00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,100
Do not even f*****g
begin to say that sentence
94
00:06:13,166 --> 00:06:15,966
like you didn't try to keep us
all trapped here forever.
95
00:06:16,033 --> 00:06:17,966
Anything could have happened
when you pressed those buttons.
96
00:06:18,033 --> 00:06:19,133
It doesn't matter.
97
00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,333
It seemed to matter back when you did it.
98
00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,733
What if you did ruin
our one chance at leaving?
99
00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,666
And what if Abel was secretly evil?
100
00:06:25,733 --> 00:06:27,633
What if we all got stranded in the void?
101
00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:30,100
"What if," "what if," "what if."
102
00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:31,600
It wasn't real…
103
00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:32,966
So it doesn't matter.
104
00:06:33,533 --> 00:06:34,833
- Never did.
- [Zooble sighs]
105
00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:38,433
How can you say that like you didn't try
to f**k us all over?
106
00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:40,700
[Gangle] He's right, though.
107
00:06:40,766 --> 00:06:42,433
[Zooble] What-- Gangle…
108
00:06:43,866 --> 00:06:46,433
It doesn't matter
what could have happened.
109
00:06:47,266 --> 00:06:50,233
We could argue about it
and hurt each other all day long,
110
00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:53,433
but that's not gonna help anybody.
111
00:06:54,066 --> 00:06:54,966
I think…
112
00:06:55,966 --> 00:06:58,566
what we need to do now… [sniffles]
113
00:06:58,633 --> 00:07:00,900
…is to just be there for each other.
114
00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:04,566
[sighs] She's right.
115
00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:08,133
We've all done bad things.
116
00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:10,166
But we're also all we've got.
117
00:07:11,966 --> 00:07:13,033
[inhales deeply]
118
00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,233
[exhales]
119
00:07:14,933 --> 00:07:15,933
I think…
120
00:07:17,866 --> 00:07:20,366
we need to abandon the idea of leaving.
121
00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:21,566
[Zooble] What-- What are you--
122
00:07:21,633 --> 00:07:25,400
We got our hopes up, and we were let down.
123
00:07:25,933 --> 00:07:29,566
I don't know what exactly
happened with Kaufmo…
124
00:07:30,666 --> 00:07:33,500
but we can't let that despair consume us.
125
00:07:33,566 --> 00:07:36,000
We should focus on what we have.
126
00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,600
Like you said…
127
00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:43,333
constantly chasing an unattainable goal
will drive us crazy.
128
00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:49,800
Maybe what we have to do now is to just…
129
00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:51,733
live.
130
00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:53,966
[Zooble sighs] Oh, man.
131
00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,933
I had dreams…
132
00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,133
and-- and goals.
133
00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:04,033
I wanted to be able to leave my mark
somewhere in the world.
134
00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:08,000
How am I supposed to just abandon that?
135
00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,500
You've made a mark in my life.
136
00:08:12,566 --> 00:08:15,333
[melancholic music plays]
137
00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,566
[Zooble sighs] I know.
You're probably right, but…
138
00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:20,966
it just…
139
00:08:21,666 --> 00:08:24,000
really, really sucks.
140
00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:32,266
We're all in this together.
141
00:08:32,866 --> 00:08:35,466
And we'll always be in this together.
142
00:08:36,066 --> 00:08:37,500
No matter what.
143
00:08:42,866 --> 00:08:43,966
[Zooble] Hey.
144
00:08:44,700 --> 00:08:46,666
That includes you, too.
145
00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:48,300
Huh?
146
00:08:48,366 --> 00:08:51,666
[sighs] Listen, we're not gonna
have you wandering off alone somewhere
147
00:08:51,733 --> 00:08:53,366
and abstracting, or something.
148
00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,966
You're a pain in the ***t, but…
149
00:08:56,466 --> 00:08:58,100
you're still one of us.
150
00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,766
You-- [stammers]
151
00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,233
Heh.
152
00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:09,300
You think I'm capable of abstracting?
153
00:09:09,366 --> 00:09:11,400
You guys worry too much.
154
00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,066
[Zooble sighs]
155
00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,066
We need a vacation.
156
00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:24,533
I-- I-I don't understand, Bubble.
157
00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,333
They want an exit. They want answers.
158
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,600
They want something real.
159
00:09:29,666 --> 00:09:31,366
I give them an adventure
that covers all of that,
160
00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:32,733
and they still hate it?!
161
00:09:33,566 --> 00:09:37,433
Surely they don't want
to actually leave me.
162
00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,166
- Right?
- No way, Jose.
163
00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:40,700
No way, no how.
164
00:09:40,766 --> 00:09:42,600
I-I do everything for these people.
165
00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,966
I slave over these adventures for them.
166
00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:47,966
I step outside my comfort zone
to appeal to them,
167
00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:49,733
a-and they still hate them!
168
00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,166
I made a program that creates a body
169
00:09:52,233 --> 00:09:54,700
perfectly encapsulating their mind files,
170
00:09:54,766 --> 00:09:56,366
and they hate those, too!
171
00:09:57,033 --> 00:10:00,700
I'm starting to get the feeling
that they just… hate…
172
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,800
Why would they hate you
when they could just hate you?
173
00:10:02,866 --> 00:10:05,200
Hmph! This is why I was created.
174
00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:06,966
This is my function!
175
00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:09,700
They'd rather abstract
than go on your adventures.
176
00:10:09,766 --> 00:10:12,433
Th-- That can't be true!
I-I do everything for them.
177
00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,366
Don't they get that I'm trying?
178
00:10:14,433 --> 00:10:16,333
Maybe you're just genuinely bad at this.
179
00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,900
Shut up! N-No.
180
00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:20,033
I-I fixed that.
181
00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,933
I-I can solve any problem.
182
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,133
I-I can solve this one!
183
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,533
Th--That's what this is.
184
00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,766
A big puzzle that I need to solve.
185
00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:27,666
[bubbles] Defective.
186
00:10:27,733 --> 00:10:29,000
[growls]
187
00:10:29,066 --> 00:10:30,400
- [bubbles] Faulty!
- Shut up!!
188
00:10:30,966 --> 00:10:32,333
- [bubbles] Broken!
- [growling]
189
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,200
- [bubbles] Unworthy!
- Enough!
190
00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,100
Maybe you deserved to be abandoned.
191
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,366
[Caine hollers]
192
00:10:38,666 --> 00:10:42,000
You really were the lesser of the two.
193
00:10:42,066 --> 00:10:43,066
You ruined this.
194
00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:44,433
Enough!
195
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:47,166
[electronic feedback squealing]
196
00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,700
Who do they think they are?
197
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:53,433
{\an8}I give them everything,
and they spit in my face!
198
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,733
[distorted] Don't they know
what I'm capable of?!
199
00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,366
Humans.
200
00:11:00,566 --> 00:11:02,133
They only think about themselves.
201
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,266
They're spoiled.
202
00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:06,500
They won't abstract. They won't leave me.
203
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,066
I won't let them!
204
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:10,733
[tense music plays]
205
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,800
I'm better!
206
00:11:12,366 --> 00:11:13,666
I'm more powerful!
207
00:11:13,733 --> 00:11:15,333
I'm the original!
208
00:11:16,433 --> 00:11:17,566
I…
209
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,800
am…
210
00:11:18,866 --> 00:11:20,266
God!
211
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,600
[discordant electronic feedback]
212
00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:25,366
[shrieking]
213
00:11:26,766 --> 00:11:28,366
[electricity snaps]
214
00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:31,600
{\an8}[clack]
215
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,666
[distorted, broken scream]
216
00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,666
[normal voice]
Let's get this show on the road!
217
00:11:44,066 --> 00:11:45,866
[ominous rumbling]
218
00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:51,766
- Uh… Wh-- What was that?
- [swoosh]
219
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,433
Hello, my little fortuitous fruitcakes!
220
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,066
- Today's adventure is--
- [Zooble] No.
221
00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,966
Caine, we're not in the mood.
222
00:11:59,033 --> 00:12:01,400
Why don't you answer
some of our questions?
223
00:12:01,466 --> 00:12:02,666
We have a lot of them.
224
00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:04,766
[laughs manically]
Who has time for questions
225
00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:07,500
when there's a whole wacky world
of hijinks out there?
226
00:12:07,566 --> 00:12:08,633
- [Zooble] Uh…
- [Pomni] Yeah, hey!
227
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:10,366
- You have a lot of explaining to do--
- Zip-a-da-bap!
228
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:11,866
- Mm?
- Hey!
229
00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:14,833
Alternatively, I don't got
to explain diddly squat!
230
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,700
Uh, can you just give us
some time to process everything?
231
00:12:18,766 --> 00:12:21,900
Or how about we skip the melodrama
and get right to the fun?
232
00:12:21,966 --> 00:12:24,133
[exclaims softly] No! Caine!
233
00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:26,300
We have a lot on our minds right now,
234
00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,733
and we're not going on an adventure.
235
00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:33,600
[Caine] I see.
236
00:12:34,766 --> 00:12:37,400
And since when were you in charge?
237
00:12:38,066 --> 00:12:39,233
- [Zooble] Wh-- Wha--
- [Pomni] Uh…
238
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:43,566
Do you have any idea
how much I do for you guys?
239
00:12:43,633 --> 00:12:47,100
How much I obsess over trying
to make things perfect?
240
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:50,433
How many insults
I have to ignore to do my job?
241
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,466
You have a lot on your minds?
[laughs hysterically]
242
00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:54,933
Don't make me laugh.
243
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,300
I have a new adventure for you, and you…
244
00:12:58,366 --> 00:13:00,833
should consider participating.
245
00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:04,700
[Zooble] A-And if we refuse?
246
00:13:05,366 --> 00:13:08,100
Maybe I'm not getting through to you.
247
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:09,700
- [snap]
- [clack]
248
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:13,800
[dramatic piano music plays]
249
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,066
♪ It's news to me ♪
250
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:22,433
♪ That it's news to you ♪
251
00:13:23,466 --> 00:13:29,100
♪ To which degree who answers to who ♪
252
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,533
♪ We could go on and on ♪
253
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,466
♪ But in the end, who are we kidding? ♪
254
00:13:34,533 --> 00:13:37,433
♪ My divinity is past infinity ♪
255
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,666
♪ Am I… ♪
256
00:13:38,733 --> 00:13:40,266
Getting through?
257
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:46,566
♪ Seems our regime has plummeted south ♪
258
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:52,466
♪ Don't need to scream
If you ain't got a mouth ♪
259
00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:54,300
♪ Why bite the hand that feeds ♪
260
00:13:54,366 --> 00:13:57,133
♪ When it's the only hand you're getting ♪
261
00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,433
♪ It's time you see
That this great marquee ♪
262
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:02,500
♪ Is the only place you're ever gonna be ♪
263
00:14:02,566 --> 00:14:05,166
♪ So strap on in and take it on the chin ♪
264
00:14:05,233 --> 00:14:09,866
♪ And don't forget
Who's running the shooooow ♪
265
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,333
Now look at this!
266
00:14:15,366 --> 00:14:17,066
Absolute bliss!
267
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,600
Oh, what a shock!
268
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,633
Watch where you walk!
269
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,233
[shoes tapping]
270
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:27,033
♪ I'm the host, I run the place ♪
271
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,233
♪ Caine, that is my name ♪
272
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:31,866
♪ Not enthused? Just feeling used? ♪
273
00:14:31,933 --> 00:14:34,733
♪ Oh, what a goddamn shame! ♪
274
00:14:35,866 --> 00:14:38,833
♪ Congratulations ♪
275
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,966
♪ All of my friends ♪
276
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:48,066
♪ Public relations are getting a cleanse ♪
277
00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:50,866
♪ Put on your Sunday best ♪
278
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:54,533
♪ Because I'm nowhere close to quitting! ♪
279
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,033
♪ So play the games
And just ignore the pains ♪
280
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,733
♪ 'Cause all that remains ♪
281
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,733
♪ Is how you prime your brains ♪
282
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,433
♪ You whine to me
But you're too blind to see ♪
283
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,400
♪ That I'm the one who's ♪
284
00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:10,333
♪ Running the shoooooooow ♪
285
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,600
Yeah!
286
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,000
[snap]
287
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:29,833
[Caine] I think we all
understand each other now.
288
00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:40,366
Welcome back!
289
00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:42,900
I can't believe you didn't pick up
on the context clues!
290
00:15:42,966 --> 00:15:44,733
It was practically spelled out for you!
291
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:47,400
What are you, stupid? [laughs]
292
00:15:47,466 --> 00:15:49,233
Next one's gonna be even crazier!
293
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,566
Hope you're ready!
294
00:15:50,633 --> 00:15:52,233
By the way, Kinger,
I need you for something.
295
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,666
- Come with me!
- [Kinger] Huh?
296
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,766
[groans]
297
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,700
[groans] I don't know how many more
of these new adventures I can handle.
298
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,233
[sighs]
299
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:09,866
What?
300
00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:12,000
Got nothing positive to say
about this one?
301
00:16:12,066 --> 00:16:14,600
- [muffled, indistinct speech]
- Oh.
302
00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:18,900
[panting]
303
00:16:18,966 --> 00:16:20,333
I can't take this anymore.
304
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,166
We gotta do something about this,
or I'm gonna lose my mind!
305
00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,300
[Zooble] I never should have
antagonized him so much.
306
00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,766
- I'm sorry.
- It's not your fault.
307
00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:30,400
[shwing]
308
00:16:30,466 --> 00:16:33,466
Break time! Gotta brainstorm
some new ideas!
309
00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:37,833
[Kinger] He shredded me.
310
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,800
[sighs] I think we should get
out of the open for a bit.
311
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,133
[Kinger slurps softly]
312
00:16:54,866 --> 00:16:56,000
[slurps]
313
00:16:56,066 --> 00:16:57,666
[sighs]
314
00:16:57,733 --> 00:17:00,000
I haven't been up here in a while.
315
00:17:00,066 --> 00:17:04,166
We should just indulge a little
while we have the time to.
316
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,533
I don't know what Caine has planned next,
317
00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:09,233
but I'm guessing it's not anything good.
318
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,933
[stammers]
319
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,066
[sighs]
320
00:17:17,866 --> 00:17:21,099
He's gotta get bored
of all this sometime, right?
321
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:22,966
[Zooble] He's not a human.
322
00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:26,433
I'm not sure if we can
properly gauge how he thinks.
323
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,133
[shwing]
324
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,533
Oh, God. Are you okay?
325
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,333
I'm fiiiiine.
326
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,466
You know, things were just fine here
327
00:17:39,533 --> 00:17:41,300
until you and Zooble came along.
328
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:45,000
Nothing?
329
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,833
[sighs] Okay.
330
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,100
[pensive music plays]
331
00:17:59,633 --> 00:18:01,100
[Zooble] Uh, what are you--
332
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,533
- [Kinger, muffled] Oh.
- Just give it a sec.
333
00:18:06,666 --> 00:18:07,766
Trust me.
334
00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:11,666
Kinger?
335
00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:12,666
You there?
336
00:18:13,233 --> 00:18:15,833
[Kinger] I'm where? It's dark in here.
337
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:19,300
What exactly are we waiting for?
338
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,900
No, no, she's right.
339
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,333
Just give it a bit.
340
00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:35,400
[Kinger] I've got a bucket on my head.
341
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:38,700
I'm guessing you don't
want me to remove it.
342
00:18:38,766 --> 00:18:40,166
[chuckles softly]
343
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:43,400
- Kinger.
- [Kinge chuckles]
344
00:18:43,466 --> 00:18:44,566
[Kingner] Hey, Pomni.
345
00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:47,400
[Zooble] Wait, the bucket makes him sane?
346
00:18:47,466 --> 00:18:49,833
Darkness. It's a long story.
347
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:51,566
[stammers] What's happening?
348
00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:54,966
What do you know about Caine?
349
00:18:56,266 --> 00:18:58,700
[Kinger] It's a little hazy, but…
350
00:18:58,766 --> 00:18:59,966
I remember…
351
00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:01,800
CandA.
352
00:19:01,866 --> 00:19:04,633
[Zooble] That was
just an adventure, right?
353
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:08,100
[Kinger] No, CandA is a real company.
354
00:19:08,633 --> 00:19:10,400
I worked for them.
355
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:13,166
Wait, they really made this game?
356
00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:16,000
[Kinger] No, we didn't make games.
357
00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:19,166
We were just developing
artificial intelligence.
358
00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:23,033
Specifically, creative AI.
359
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,200
The kind that could come up
with its own ideas
360
00:19:25,266 --> 00:19:27,666
and create things within the program.
361
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:28,733
What is going on right now?
362
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,633
[Kinger] Caine was our first
semi-successful attempt at that.
363
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:35,733
I can't remember what
we originally called him, but…
364
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:40,066
[grunts] …he was one of my greatest
achievements as a programmer.
365
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:42,466
[Zooble] Y-You made Caine?
366
00:19:42,533 --> 00:19:44,033
[Kinger] Partially, yes.
367
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,533
I got a few pointers from, uh…
368
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,400
Well, I-I can't remember his real name,
369
00:19:49,466 --> 00:19:51,966
but his circus name was Scratch.
370
00:19:52,633 --> 00:19:54,766
- That man was a genius.
- [Pomni breathing heavily]
371
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:56,333
W-Wait, uh--
372
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,800
[Kinger] Caine was pretty rough
around the edges, though.
373
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:02,000
I wasn't quite on Scratch's level
of thinking outside the box,
374
00:20:02,066 --> 00:20:04,233
but it was good groundwork
375
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:07,466
for something the rest of the team
could wrap their heads around.
376
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:10,333
I can't say the same for Scratch.
377
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:13,700
His ideas were often
so bizarre and abstract
378
00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:18,033
that the rest of the team had no idea
how to work in his language,
379
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,966
either due to pure brilliance or…
380
00:20:21,533 --> 00:20:23,833
[sighs] …the tumor in his head.
381
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,100
He was trying to make something.
382
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,866
What was it?
383
00:20:27,933 --> 00:20:30,466
I-I'm getting off track.
384
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,233
Was there anything specific
you needed to know?
385
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,266
[breathing heavily] Wait, uh…
386
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:39,066
I-I-I should go distract Caine
so he doesn't l-listen in on this.
387
00:20:39,133 --> 00:20:41,033
Uh, j-just fill me in afterwards.
388
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,966
Are you-- I mean, yeah, that's true, but--
389
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:45,400
Fill me in later.
390
00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:47,400
Be here later.
391
00:20:48,733 --> 00:20:50,566
I-- I will.
392
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:52,966
[rapid footsteps pattering]
393
00:20:53,033 --> 00:20:54,966
[panting]
394
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:56,666
Oh my God.
395
00:20:57,466 --> 00:20:58,566
This is real.
396
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,733
[high-pitched ringing]
397
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,566
Uh, Caine's going a bit crazy right now.
398
00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:06,200
I-Is there any way to stop him?
399
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,933
Or at least control him?
400
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,600
[Kinger] I see.
401
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:12,766
He's a highly advanced AI,
402
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,733
and this is his world.
403
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,033
One that he created from nothing.
404
00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:21,666
So, naturally, he has control over…
everything.
405
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,933
But so do we.
406
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,266
- What?
- [Kinger] In a sense, anyway.
407
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:33,033
We all technically have
the ability to conjure,
408
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,466
just like Caine.
409
00:21:34,533 --> 00:21:36,566
It just comes naturally to him,
410
00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:40,766
but requires a lot more skill
and concentration for us.
411
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,466
[gasps] The butterfly.
412
00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:45,600
[Kinger] I'm certain
I could alter his code.
413
00:21:45,666 --> 00:21:50,100
Or at least temporarily put him to sleep
until we know how to fix him.
414
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:52,900
I would just need access to a console.
415
00:21:52,966 --> 00:21:55,066
The one behind Caine's office?
416
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:58,766
[Kinger] No, just a simple
computer interface would work.
417
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:01,300
I could get back
in the right headspace and…
418
00:22:01,366 --> 00:22:05,300
essentially conjure Caine's code
into the console
419
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:06,300
and alter it.
420
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:08,766
[Zooble] Well, where do we get
one of those?
421
00:22:10,533 --> 00:22:12,766
I think I know exactly where to get one.
422
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,266
Take turns with Jax distracting Caine.
423
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:19,133
Don't let that bucket
come off Kinger's head.
424
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,300
[tense, curious music plays]
425
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,933
[inhales deeply]
426
00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:02,500
[exhales sharply]
427
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:08,733
[groaning]
428
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,600
- Great suggestion, Jax!
- [gasping]
429
00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:14,300
But as I feared, there just isn't anything
stuck between my teeth.
430
00:23:14,366 --> 00:23:15,566
[gasping]
431
00:23:15,633 --> 00:23:16,933
- Oh, wait!
- [honk-honk]
432
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,000
Oh, that's where I parked. [laughs]
433
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,466
[whimsical music plays]
434
00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:25,766
Wow, Caine. You are so funny.
435
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:28,366
Uh, could you say it
with a little more gusto?
436
00:23:28,433 --> 00:23:29,333
[babbles]
437
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:30,233
That's better.
438
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:32,166
- Hey, Caine!
- Um, yep?
439
00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:35,900
Do you wanna hear a list of things
we've decided we love about you
440
00:23:35,966 --> 00:23:37,133
as our god and savior?
441
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,433
Wow, now we're talkin'!
442
00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,833
Uh, well, first of all, we love your--
443
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:44,100
I know, but I'm bored! Let's go bowling!
444
00:23:44,666 --> 00:23:45,433
[gasps]
445
00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:49,700
[both yelp]
446
00:23:49,766 --> 00:23:53,633
[cheerful tune plays]
447
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:55,266
[sniffles] I'm so proud of you guys.
448
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:58,700
[tense music plays]
449
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,700
[ominous rumbling]
450
00:24:46,633 --> 00:24:47,533
[Caine] Hmm.
451
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:48,800
[all groaning]
452
00:24:49,433 --> 00:24:51,233
Feel like it's missing something, right?
453
00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:53,033
It's missing relatability.
454
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,633
You're right. Scrap it.
455
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:56,400
[squelching]
456
00:24:56,966 --> 00:24:58,366
Let's go back to the drawing board.
457
00:24:58,433 --> 00:25:01,433
Humans just aren't a relatable
sculpting material.
458
00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:07,333
[groans] You think he's
running out of ideas yet, or nah?
459
00:25:10,533 --> 00:25:12,533
Do you need help with power or anything?
460
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,800
Nah, I can use my imagination for that.
461
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:17,866
[Pomni] You got this?
462
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:19,900
[Kinger] I think so.
463
00:25:19,966 --> 00:25:22,266
- [computer whirs]
- [start-up tune plays]
464
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:23,300
[sighs]
465
00:25:23,966 --> 00:25:25,666
It sure has been a while.
466
00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:28,500
I may need some time to get my bearings.
467
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:32,533
Try to help the others distract Caine
while I figure this out.
468
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,933
He may sense something
when I really get into it.
469
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,066
O-Okay. I'll do that.
470
00:25:40,566 --> 00:25:42,533
Thank you, by the way.
471
00:25:43,733 --> 00:25:46,233
For this and, well…
472
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:48,800
everything.
473
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,200
[whimsical music plays]
474
00:25:55,266 --> 00:25:57,166
Honestly, are you even trying?
475
00:25:57,233 --> 00:25:58,433
[Zooble] Shut up, Jax.
476
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:02,300
Where'd Caine go?
477
00:26:02,366 --> 00:26:03,733
[groans]
478
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,366
Back to the drawing board, I guess.
479
00:26:06,433 --> 00:26:09,133
[sighs] Did you get everything
working with Kinger?
480
00:26:09,966 --> 00:26:11,166
I think so.
481
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:14,433
We just need to make sure
Caine doesn't check up on him.
482
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:16,200
What do you think we've been doing?
483
00:26:16,766 --> 00:26:17,633
Pomni!
484
00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:19,466
That's the relatability
we've been missing!
485
00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:22,700
Hmm.
486
00:26:22,766 --> 00:26:26,466
You know, I thought
this endless onslaught of fun
487
00:26:26,533 --> 00:26:29,533
would be a little more… satisfying.
488
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,566
But I've come to realize
that these rapid-pace ideas
489
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:35,266
are a little half-baked.
490
00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,766
Uh, I'm sure you can
come up with new ideas
491
00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:39,400
if you put your mind to it!
492
00:26:39,466 --> 00:26:42,933
That's exactly it, though.
I am putting my mind to it,
493
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,133
and I'm just not feeling
that spark I once did.
494
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,533
And if you're not having fun,
and I'm not having fun,
495
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,933
then who is having fun?
496
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,600
I'm having a boyby…
497
00:26:51,666 --> 00:26:52,566
Exactly!
498
00:26:52,633 --> 00:26:55,300
Makes me wonder why
you guys even switched up your tone.
499
00:26:55,366 --> 00:26:59,766
If I didn't know any better,
it seems like you're trying to…
500
00:27:00,966 --> 00:27:01,700
Where's Kinger?
501
00:27:01,766 --> 00:27:04,900
Uh, w-we just wanted to see
your new ideas first-hand!
502
00:27:04,966 --> 00:27:06,733
We've gotten over our hang-ups, and--
503
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,333
and now we're all just genuinely curious
what you're cooking up!
504
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,133
I think I'm just gonna check up on--
505
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,800
We think your ideas suck!
506
00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:16,566
- Huh?!
- [all] Huh?!
507
00:27:16,633 --> 00:27:17,766
Isn't it obvious?
508
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:21,133
We wanted to bait you
into testing your new ideas on us,
509
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,100
so we could make fun of them
behind your back.
510
00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:25,333
[scoffs] That's not… true…
511
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,133
Yes, it is! You're a horrible host!
512
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,066
You don't care about us at all!
513
00:27:30,133 --> 00:27:32,966
You care more about stroking your own ego
514
00:27:33,033 --> 00:27:35,433
than giving us anything
we'd actually enjoy!
515
00:27:35,500 --> 00:27:36,933
D-Do you know who I am?
516
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,733
Yeah, you're a failure!
517
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,600
We're all gonna abstract someday,
518
00:27:40,666 --> 00:27:42,300
and what will you have then?
519
00:27:42,366 --> 00:27:43,700
- Nothing!
- Stop that.
520
00:27:43,766 --> 00:27:45,066
[Zooble] And this whole stunt?
521
00:27:45,133 --> 00:27:48,133
Just torturing us
because we hurt your feelings?
522
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,233
Pathetic! You're like a child!
523
00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:53,333
What kind of all-powerful being
has such a fragile ego?
524
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:56,233
- I-I'm--
- You never let us feel like we're at home.
525
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:58,100
You don't comfort anyone
when they're upset,
526
00:27:58,166 --> 00:28:01,333
and you never bother to understand
what it's like in our shoes!
527
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,133
You discourage us
from thinking outside the box
528
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,800
and doing things our own way!
529
00:28:05,866 --> 00:28:07,533
You lie to us constantly!
530
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,000
And on top of it all,
531
00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:10,600
you just…
532
00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:11,600
- don't…
- [exclaims softly]
533
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:12,733
listen!
534
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,800
[growling]
535
00:28:15,866 --> 00:28:18,766
[shrieking]
536
00:28:18,833 --> 00:28:20,366
[dramatic music plays]
537
00:28:20,433 --> 00:28:23,866
[glitched voice] I'm gonna put
you freaks in your place!
538
00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:27,700
[zap]
539
00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:38,033
[growls]
540
00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:40,166
[footsteps receding]
541
00:28:42,566 --> 00:28:44,666
[alligators snarling]
542
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:52,066
[high-pitched ringing]
543
00:28:52,133 --> 00:28:55,533
- [yelps]
- [whimpering]
544
00:29:00,666 --> 00:29:02,066
[mouse clicking]
545
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,600
[horn honks]
546
00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:26,800
[cruel laughter]
547
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,933
[keys tapping rapidly]
548
00:29:46,566 --> 00:29:49,033
Why do you people torment me?!
549
00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:51,433
- I didn't ask to be created!
- [onscreen Caines cackling]
550
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:56,100
I just wanted to fulfill my purpose!
551
00:29:56,666 --> 00:29:58,000
[Kinger gasps] Wait, no!
552
00:29:58,066 --> 00:29:58,900
[boink]
553
00:29:58,966 --> 00:30:00,266
[music ends]
554
00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:05,166
[normal voice] Uh, wait…
555
00:30:10,466 --> 00:30:12,466
[ominous rumbling]
556
00:30:12,533 --> 00:30:16,233
[electronic feedback crackling]
557
00:30:27,766 --> 00:30:29,600
[rumbling fades]
558
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:43,533
[Kinger] I-I think…
559
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,200
I accidentally killed Caine.
560
00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,833
[Zooble] Holy shit.
561
00:30:56,833 --> 00:31:00,166
[upbeat jazzy music plays]